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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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2 hours before…
astronomical twilight on May 21st 1988, my Mom went into labor.

1095 weeks ago, 20 minutes after civil twilight…
My Mom gave birth to her second child.

7670 days ago, 9 minutes before sunrise…
My Dad held and fell in love with his new baby boy.

21 years ago, on the 142nd day of 1988…
I was brought into this world by the two most amazing things Earths harvested.

May 21^st, 1988 at 5:21am…
My parents named me Aaron.

In the 14th week of 1987…
I had found my best friend..before I was even here.

417 weeks & 2 days ago…
I witnessed my new baby brothers birth.

102 weeks ago…
My life changed forever.

720 days ago…
My father found his wings.

512 weekdays ago…
I was informed of his passing

Friday, June 1^st, 2007…
Is when angels failed.

1.959 years ago…
I promised myself to never take anything for granted… not as long as I drew breath.

Right now…
I have the opporunity to love among my close friends and family and I appreciate everyday I’m given the opportunity to live, breathe, and create.

Tomorrow…
I will wish my baby brother a happy birthday.

On the 229th day of this year…
I will welcome my 3rd brother into this world.

33 weeks from now…
I will celebrate my two years milestone with the woman who has my heart.

In 2 years and 21 days from today…
That’s 107 weeks
That’s 751 days
That’s 536 weekdays
That’s 44.11% of 2011 elapsed, 55.89% remaining…

No… not Shia LaBeouf’s birthday. Graduation.

I will ‘show blind eyes… tell deaf ears’.